So I am about to start a new semester and become a year wiser. I really do not expect much out of this coming semester. I hope to accomplish what I envision, namely get done with my Masters in Psychology and dissertation proposal. Tall order on that second task, as I have to change my writing style to be more cryptic and robotic and leading to me having no soul because his advisors took it from him. I can comment on the fact that I have spend a good portion of my time here just thinking about life, and have come to realize that it has not really gotten me anywhere. So while I will bitch every once in awhile to let off some steam, I plan to actual go out and live a little.
Onto the Cheesecake review.
So this Cheesecake review dates back to about three weeks ago, when I went with my mother and brother to the local pizza place right down the road called Tortora's. Here is their website. It's a wood fired pizza place with a conventional oven so they slightly upcharge you for the wood firedness. I find that upcharge laughable; its like charging extra because you went shopping at Whole Foods as compared to Walmart. Sure you have less of a chance of getting murdered in one of those two places but that smaller percentage is so insignificant that it is not worth that extra two or three bucks per grocery. Furthermore, I really can't taste the difference, probably because I get this Hawaiian type pizza with pesto sauce on it instead of tomato sauce. And yes I completely get the irony behind a cheesecake rating blog by me and that comment. #whysoserious
So my mother and brother went on this outing because my mother tries to set up some dinner with us every week. Something about 'bonding'. I frankly do not get this 'bonding' activity where you sit down and talk about your feelings with other people instead of posting those feelings on the interwebs. But I play along as I get a free meal out of it. Anyways we talked about how I am going to rule the world with an iron fist while my brother sat on his phone the whole time. He is super obsessed with that device. Like I come home from work and he is sitting on his chair just scrolling through all of it. It's like a different world for his inside that screen. Rest in Peace if he ever got a VR, he would be like Cartman in that South Park show where he made his mother feed and toliet him while he played WoW. Except everyday. #lazymillenials
Now besides their 'better than Domino's' pizza, Tortora's has this Cheesecake. On the outside it looks harmless enough. Its got the traditional base, with no topping whatsoever. So no demerits for add-ons or fillers. But let me tell you, this Cheesecake was just not very good. For some reason I could taste the freezer burn on it, and it tasted like fake white chocolate. White chocolate is for those suckers (like me) who can only handle the cocoa butter, and not the rest of the cocoa. Oh don't get me wrong I love all types of chocolate, as I'm not a chocolacist. But I prefer white chocolate. However, white chocolate and Cheesecake are not very good together in my expert opinion. This gets magnified when it seems like fake white chocolate. I've had clumpier Cheesecake before, but the texture did not suffice as well. The graham cracker crust was mild and didn't save this Cheesecake. But still I love Cheesecake, luckily.
Overall Score: 6.9/10
P.S. niiiiccceeee
Onto the Cheesecake review.
So this Cheesecake review dates back to about three weeks ago, when I went with my mother and brother to the local pizza place right down the road called Tortora's. Here is their website. It's a wood fired pizza place with a conventional oven so they slightly upcharge you for the wood firedness. I find that upcharge laughable; its like charging extra because you went shopping at Whole Foods as compared to Walmart. Sure you have less of a chance of getting murdered in one of those two places but that smaller percentage is so insignificant that it is not worth that extra two or three bucks per grocery. Furthermore, I really can't taste the difference, probably because I get this Hawaiian type pizza with pesto sauce on it instead of tomato sauce. And yes I completely get the irony behind a cheesecake rating blog by me and that comment. #whysoserious
So my mother and brother went on this outing because my mother tries to set up some dinner with us every week. Something about 'bonding'. I frankly do not get this 'bonding' activity where you sit down and talk about your feelings with other people instead of posting those feelings on the interwebs. But I play along as I get a free meal out of it. Anyways we talked about how I am going to rule the world with an iron fist while my brother sat on his phone the whole time. He is super obsessed with that device. Like I come home from work and he is sitting on his chair just scrolling through all of it. It's like a different world for his inside that screen. Rest in Peace if he ever got a VR, he would be like Cartman in that South Park show where he made his mother feed and toliet him while he played WoW. Except everyday. #lazymillenials
Overall Score: 6.9/10
P.S. niiiiccceeee
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