Papa Gyro’s Cheesecake Review

Hello everyone. Over this weekend I went to a wedding and got reminded that I am a single from both my mother and my grandmother. I make questionable choices on my dating preferences and I'm a bit not normal so I am not totally surprised that I am single. Maybe one day I will eventually meet someone, maybe not. For me I currently have not accepted fully (somewhat partially though) the goal of accommodating myself for another person just yet. Lack of trust really does a number on you. The scary thing is that I see other people around me who fail to accommodate themselves for another person (or perceive that the other isn't accommodating enough for them) and they are older than me, so its not like its going to magically go away. I think its an expectation that we (ya me included) have to see some form of reciprocate action before wanting to accommodate for that person. Personally, I rarely ask people for guidance or help on matters that mean a lot to me which makes the previous sentence utterly impossible. Thus I have concluded that I need to learn to accommodate to the SO more at any other human on earth and increase my trust level to where I can trust that they will reciprocate in the same manner without abusing my accommodating. Just not going to modify it for my previous questionable dating choices. While I am still pretty wacko I am less wacky as I was one year ago so I can make a decent judgment that my dating choices should have just been friend choices, given the heavy baggage that I don't want to carry if given the chance (pass) and/or differing values. As for now, Libe Barer if you are single hmu. #callmemaybe

To the Cheesecake review.

You read the title and groan, as I am channeling my inner Greek and went to another Greek place. The is by far one of my favorite sandwich shops in the area. Here is the Yelp reviews for the restaurant. Papa Gyro's classic panini is one of the top 5 sandwich/wraps I have ever eaten and if you want to know how it feels to have an orgasm in your mouth then you need to eat that. I would recommend this place in a heart beat. It is also right next to an adult novelty store. So if you don't get that mouth orgasm from the sandwich you can sure find other ways to accomplish that goal next door. #holeinthewall

I was actually getting a plate for a friend of mine who was deathly ill. I actually haven't been sick in a good while or I have and haven't felt like I was sick. So I can't really relate to his monthly getting sick for a few days can't get out of bed issues. Like dude I could move body parts when I was sick back in the day you can definitely function your body to get your lazy butt up and use your hands to call for delivery. Jeez he is also cheap so I get paid less than half minimum wage to be his delivery boy. Dude at least pay me a proper wage for my hard work. #raisethewage

So with that being said I was not in the best mood. Let step up the not so good mood. I went to this place with another friend of mine. I'm going to give this friend a nickname, Julie. Julie asked me to go to dinner with her and another friend. I said sure thinking not much of it. What Julie didn't tell me was that her other friend (a dude) just got dumped by his 5 year talking about marriage gf less than two weeks ago. O.M.G. he was in a depressed mode and could not deal. The only visual I could give you was that he looked like a kid who asked for a Xbox One for Christmas and got a math book instead. Or looked like he just saw the time and place of his death and he couldn't do anything about it. So thanks Julie. Julie was probs like, "Ohhhh cheesecakelover is a psychology major maybe he can help my friend out, so lets invite him to dinner. But lets not tell him about this friends issue until its too late to run." As you can guess, Julie is a smart yet deviant c-word. Overall, while it is good that he is out trying to deal and not curled up in bed watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall and eating a gallon of rock road ice cream, it was a huge pain in my butt.

So with all of that being said, I needed something to take the edge off. So I asked if they had Cheesecake and they sure as hell did. It was a traditional New York style Cheesecake too, like no add ons or fillers, just plain ole Cheesecake. Which was fantastic. Given the environment and my slightly pissed off disposition, it was pretty solid. Had your typical thick consistency and not too overpowering with the Cheesecake filling. The crust did not stick out, typical graham cracker crust nothing too flashy. However it had the vibe of a not made at the restaurant Cheesecake, so points were docked from that. But I have had worse traditional Cheesecake at other restaurants and it definitely took the edge off. Finally they gave me an extra slice by accident and while I didn't gt the chance to eat the second slice (thanks Julie) it was nice to get another slice.

Overall Score: 8.6/10

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